March 2012
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richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the club with his friends on a Saturday night and he’s sipping on a beer at the side of the dance floor and he eventually feels brave enough to go in to the dancefloor and a girl motions towards him to come over and dance so he starts walking over and then a man walks around him from behind and starts dancing with the girl and he has to pretend that...
February 2012
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Watchreluis:
omfg
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ohmrsheffield:
Fun. - Carry on
If you’re lost...
take a shot every time a teenage girl says they’re tired of going to bed alone.
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Watchlungs-:
globosgrandes:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
good!
omg
“this is what society has come to” omg she makes no sense shes so dumb
i just love fun. fuck you theyre mine i need to get tickets soon omg babies i want nerdy andrew to love me
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I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea.
teach me how to get guys to like me
i wish i wasn’t so awkard and a little bit skinnier idk i feel like i could like him but whats the point because idk nothings ever going to happen
i need a haircut my hair looks gross
if my skin could clear up all the way that would be nice
my makeup needs to stay on all day
it would be cool if i could lose weight
my jeans dont fit right because i have no ass
i need new clothes
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showing my friend a band
me: do you like this song
friend: it hasn't even-
me: oh wow it's staring ugh this chord is my favorite
me: LISTEN TO HOW HE SINGS THAT LISTEN GOD HE IS SO TALENTED AND PERFECT
me: AND THINK OF HOW MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN PUT INTO THESE LYRICS
me: THERE ARE SOULS GRIND INTO THIS SONG
me: I FEEL TEARS COMING ON
me: HOW CAN SUCH TALENTED BEING EXIST ON THIS PLANET
me: I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE PERFECTION
friend: we're thirty seconds into this song
Anonymous asked: i want to meat you.
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just kidding im going to watch brothers and sisters for a bit and then lay in the dark with a ice pack becaus emy head and eyes are killing and i hope the school blows up omg please and thanks
